Monday, October 29, 2007

I just invented a mental disorder: BAD

BAD stands for "Bitch-asshole disorder".

This disorder is defined by a set of symptoms, detailing mean, rude, and unfair conduct to peers, authority figures, and subordinates. It commonly affects around 50% of the population of 1st world countries, with unnecessary annoyance, irritability, and rudeness for trivial, silly reasons.

It's a biological disorder, because the brain scans of people with BAD are different from those with normal minds.

Treatment options include brainwashing, propaganda, and sedatory pills. Confinement, abuse, and torture may help in the treatment of this harmful disorder, but may also worsen the syndrome in those who have a disorder called EPD, or extroverted personality disorder. Those who have the worst form of this, dubbed oppositional defiance disorder, or 'ODD' will most likely try to rise against this humane form of treatment that they do not have the decision making capabilities to accept or not.


Again, we have no official brain scans of a 'normal' person, but have a pretty good idea of what one is. Although we believe that all human thoughts, feelings, and actions can be ultimately reduced to chemical signals, we know that this disorder is biological. The brain scans clearly show a deviation from normality, and although there are no studies that indicate that there are significant biological factors (don't tell anyone), we insist that the causes are biological, just 'cause.


If you think you may have this disorder, seek professional help immediately.

1 comment:

DR. DAN L. EDMUNDS, Ed.D./INTERNATIONAL CENTER FOR HUMANE PSYCHIATRY said...

This is hilarious, yet very sad at the same time. It shows the absurdity of current psychiatric practice.